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Happy New Year from Alan Tanner

I spent most of the last day of 2013, a rotten year for Fulham, fulminating against the appointments. Then I received a call from the school friend who took me to my first game. So we will hook up. My mate reminded me that we are basically a second tier club and our returning to our level. My pension kicks in next year and I’ve bought a flat in Brighton. Very convenient for our game next season.

About Alan Tanner

After a distinguished military service in the Catering Corps, Alan Tanner did well in mufti with his chamois as a window cleaner. Sadly he had to retire after falling from the fifth floor of Danny Murphy's mock Tudor home. He spends his retirement watching and writing about his beloved Fulham whom he has supported for over 50 years. The Alan Tanner Report is sponsored by Tanner Crystal Clear Ltd, Window Cleaners to the Gentry. More Posts