Euros: the Rust ratings & awards

We are now at the business end of the Euros and its time to assess and award.

England have made few friends but qualified without conceding a goal. We have the tie of the next round against Germany though I’m looking forward to Belgium v Portugal too.

Here are our awards:-

Best team so far:

Italy

 

 

Runner up best team:

Belgium

 

 

 

Best player:

Romolu Lukaku

 

 

Best goal:

Patrik Schick v Scotland

 

 

Best analyst:

Rob Green

 

 

Best commentator:

John Murray

 

 

Person you would not wish to sit next to at a dinner party:

Clive Tyldesley

 

Most effective promotion of product line:

Gary Lineker and his spectacles.

 

 

Daftest comment:

“Harry Kane is the best striker in the world”

(Dion Dublin).

 

Pundit you would not take on holiday:

Roy Keane